Kentucky Kingdom & Hurricane Bay

"fuck that place, it was supposed to be 40$ but they kept adding so many fucking random fees and dumb things that shouldnt cost anything that it came out to be 100$ 40$ for the ticket + 15$ for not getting the ticket 24h in advance + 10$ fees and taxes + 15$ for parking (even though cyrus just let me out the car and left and then picked me up again later) + 18$ for the locker that you need to use dumb as hell and fuck that place food was too expensive to get anything water park was fine, more for children clearly and it was annoying that all the lifeguards were teenagers so they just didnt care about anything and screamed at you for doing nothing wrong rollercoasters pretty cool actually, not heidepark level but still sunscreen is NOT actually free you gotta go to the fucking emergency room to get it and its very inconvenient and embarrassing, water is free though"